Alyssa the Storm Witch

dogpuppy:

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squishsfx:

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

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only-cat-memes:

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orteil42:

(at the art museum) lol come on now that one’s CLEARLY ai. clocks don’t melt like that

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fiyerotigelar:

my new life mantra

tee-cualtzin:

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rivsquiv:

wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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jade-helm:

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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elysiumcalled:

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wordfather:

what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller… guards! cover that man in blood

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delirious–mistakes:

skidmark4-deactivated20251026:

i get high & start actn like joe biden

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It’s my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

awetistic-things:

noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

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